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![]() The next morning, in the light, I look at the floor and see the condom wrapper. I eventually shuffle back into my room, and we fall asleep together. So I go outside and stand there, pretending to inhale, contemplating what life will be like as a gay man. I don’t smoke, but I had a pack of mini-cigars for when I hang outside with people that do smoke. I told her I was going to go outside and have a smoke. I followed them up with some awkward kind of grunting. She eventually made some noises that I’m sure had to be fake. The only thing I’m thinking about is, ‘Oh my god, I must be gay.’ I thought I was bi this whole time because I’ve always found myself attracted to women more so than men, but here I am having sex with a woman and I can’t feel ANYTHING! I figured I just had to be gay. ![]() I’m sure it was probably the worst sex she’d ever had. So, not only was it my first time, but I also couldn’t FEEL anything. Then, after a few minutes, I realize that it’s not that it doesn’t feel awesome, it’s that I don’t feel anything at all. Like you spent your teen years imagining what it actually feels like, and then you’re finally there, with a REALLY hot chick and it’s like meeeeeeh. “The first thing I noticed was that it didn’t feel nearly as awesome as I had imagined. ![]() ![]() But the Grizzlies are about $4 million over the luxury tax, staring at a very expensive four-man core that, if left intact, could take Memphis over the tax line in this season and the following two. ![]() Those who subscribe to “The 5 Percent Theory” believe such fringe powers should go for it anyway, since very few teams each season even reach 5 percent territory. If Memphis can only squeeze a league-average offense out of this group, they’ll grade out as more of an “absolutely everything has to go right” fringe contender than a true title threat. Their offense has stalled out, falling to 19th in points per 100 possessions, and three other Western Conference contenders - the Spurs, Clippers, and Thunder - have settled in at a slightly higher level than Memphis. A lot has changed since the Grizzlies started the season scoring at a top-10 rate and looking like a legitimate title contender. |
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